Saturday, 19 March 2011

Words for Women to Live By

1. Aspire to be Barbie -
the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits -
buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt...
A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? -
Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet.
(I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS
and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok.
They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation,
I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot;
it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons -
turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember, wherever there is a
good looking, sweet, single or married man there is
some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up,
only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tyres or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right,
she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

I felt I needed to share this with you.....


  1. I'll take the 3rd!!!
    I love the changes you made!!!
    I must do some changes too, but I have no idea how to...Maybe after a few shots of tequila I'll know!:D

  2. I laughed very much Irini! I really like your sense of humour. Have a nice weekend! I like your last project very much!

  3. lol!!! Irini!!! i agree..especially with no15!!! lol...
    i see a wind of change!!!lol

  4. LOL LOL LOL LOL!! I loveeeeeeeeeeeee #13 and #15!!! CLASSIC! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

  5. καλα εκανες και το μοιραστηκες μαζι μας...

  6. Here I am tequila in the right hand vodka and lemonade in the left wearing my big girl panties and hoping to lose the next 15 days or so ! Your a killer sooooooooo funny,

    Marie xx

  7. Irini you are so so funny... just about wet my pants reading this!! Have a great day :)